Mother Cat said, "You are bad, daughter Kitten. Don't say bad things about those dogs." Kitten cried, "But mom, I wanted to lock the door last night. These wild dogs came in. Now, they're eating my siblings. I'm so sad & scared."
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Cat hissed, "You're so racist. You are saying bad things about these beautiful puppies. Stop being so bad. You are so bad. You are spreading Donald Trump hate. You are dividing our family and house." Kitten cried, "But these wolves, not puppies, are devouring our family. Soon, there will be no family left to divide if they are all murdered and eaten up. My friend, Cindy, locks her door at night. Her country and house and kingdom and world has walls and doors and keys and they lock their doors. They have walls. And they let some good puppies in sometimes for parties. Everything is good there. No hate. Great things are happening. Those puppies are not eating the cats there. Those puppies are becoming like cats at the house of Cindy."
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Cat yelled, "How dare you get brain washed by your stupid bad evil racist friend, Cindy. Walls are bad. We want to build more bridges and not walls. We want to unite people and animals together. We want to share the love and communism and socialism and utopia and all that good stuff to everybody through equality and through leveling the playing field as we are all equal and united. We want to promote love and not hate. But you are promoting hate. You are so bad. Stop being so bad. Love these dogs. They do not have to become like us. We can let them into our house. They can eat our food. They don't need to get jobs or adapt to our culture. We can adapt to their culture. In their culture, they eat kittens. We must accept this."
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Joey Arnold Oatmeal 2016-06-07 Tue 5:44 PM TLJ THD
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