Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Dogs Murder But Cats Are Bad???


Cindy went to the house of Kitten. Mother Cat answered the door. Cindy meowed, "Can Kitten come out and play with me?" Cat growled with authority, "No. Sorry. Kitten is grounded. Kitten has to stay home for one week and cannot play with you. Kitten did bad things. Kitten must be punished."
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Cindy pouted, "Why?" Cat stated plainly, "When I came home last night, there was a mess. The house was so dirty." Cindy cried, "But Kitten would not make the house dirty." Cindy looked inside the house and saw dogs in the house. Cindy asked, "Why are there dogs in your house? Did you forget to lock the doors? I think they are the ones who made your house a mess." Cat said, "Do not say bad things about these dogs. We don't want to be mean to these refugees. Dogs are so lovely. We want to build bridges and not walls. Do not say bad things about these dogs."
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Suddenly, Cindy saw a dog eat a baby kitten in the house. Cindy cried, "Stop the madness. This is Sparta. Don't you see what the dogs are doing in your house? My mother always lock the doors to our house and country. These dogs are eating your children, these kittens, like snakes. Walls are not bad. You can let some of the good dogs in, but you should do so legally through an immigration process." Cat hissed like a hypocrite, "How dare you speak bad about these poor puppies. I'm calling the police. I'm banning you off Facebook. I don't want you to come back here again. Don't say bad things about these puppies. Kitten is in trouble for speaking bad about those dogs. You are promoting hate speech too. Stop saying bad things against these dogs. You are sounding so racist and bad. Get lost. Please leave. Goodbye."
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Joey Arnold Oatmeal 2016-06-07 Tue TLJ THD HCM
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